Oso De La Fez

Oso de la Fez is an ex-burlesque show bear who was enslaved into a life of bicycle riding and balancing on rubber balls for the amusement of drunken spectators and wayward adventurers.

On a fated, vodka-fueled night of debauchery, Oso clasped a fire eater's torch between his thumbless paws, and burned the stage to the ground with a colossal belch.

The experience proved to be a baptism by fire. Oso spent the following weeks wandering the land, seeking a purpose outside of wicked nasty hula hooping, to no avail.

One stormy afternoon in a dingy back alley, the bard Van stumbled into Oso while running from a gang of thugs. In the rain-soaked melee that ensued, the two formed a bond and became friends. Van offered Oso the chance to become a magical beast, and more importantly, his comrade in arms. Oso gladly accepted.

His hobbies include: poker, freestyle, and popping a wheelie on his little tricycle.

Stats & Abilities
Oso stands 10 ft tall, weighs 900 lbs, and has a bite force of 2000 psi. As a result, he has a rather intimidating presence.

After his ascension, Oso has gained the ability to speak in the common tongue.